My neighbor just purchased a new Ferrari. Guess what color he selected? Yup, "Vibrant Red Sriracha."
Right as I was thinking I was pretty hip and cool for making a Bloody Mary with sriracha instead of Tabasco, I suddenly realized that sriracha hot sauce has taken over the world.
And thus, sriracha is no longer hip and cool.
Need evidence? Here's plenty.
1.) Sriracha Beer
Boy, right when beer was getting really hip again.
2.) Fingernail Art
3.) Fire Extinguishers
Cute, but when your food becomes a life-saving, household appliance, it's gone too far.
4.) Doctored Movie Posters
Starting to see what I'm saying?
5.) Sriracha Candy Canes
Neither Santa nor the Elves will appreciate these.
6.) Sriracha Body Scrub
7.) Sriracha Artwork
"The Last Sriracha?
8.)Sriracha Lip Balm
9.) Sriracha Vodka
Sriracha Martini -- garnish with a rooster feather?
10.) Sriracha Car Stickers
No "Babies on Board" or "Clinton 2016" here.
11.) Sriracha Selfies
Guaranteed 6 "likes" on Facebook.
12.)Key Chains with Sriracha Hot Sauce to Go
Sriracha 12 Step Programs?
13.) Sriracha Halloween Costumes
14.) Sriracha E-juice and Inhalers
Every list has a couple of items that suck.
15.) Sriracha Tattoos