My neighbor just purchased a new Ferrari. Guess what color he selected? Yup, "Vibrant Red Sriracha."

Right as I was thinking I was pretty hip and cool for making a Bloody Mary with sriracha instead of Tabasco, I suddenly realized that sriracha hot sauce has taken over the world.

And thus, sriracha is no longer hip and cool.

Need evidence? Here's plenty.
1.) Sriracha Beer

Boy, right when beer was getting really hip again.

2.) Fingernail Art
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​Yikes.

3.) Fire Extinguishers

Cute, but when your food becomes a life-saving, household appliance, it's gone too far.
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4.) Doctored Movie Posters
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Starting to see what I'm saying?

5.) Sriracha Candy Canes
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Neither Santa nor the Elves will appreciate these.

 6.) Sriracha Body Scrub
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Be careful.

7.) Sriracha Artwork
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"The Last Sriracha?

8.)Sriracha Lip Balm
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Umm.....

9.) Sriracha Vodka
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Sriracha Martini -- garnish with a rooster feather?

10.) Sriracha Car Stickers
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No "Babies on Board" or "Clinton 2016" here.

11.) Sriracha Selfies 
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Guaranteed 6 "likes" on Facebook.

12.)Key Chains with Sriracha Hot Sauce to Go
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Sriracha 12 Step Programs?

13.) Sriracha Halloween Costumes
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Scary.

14.) Sriracha E-juice and Inhalers
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Every list has a couple of items that suck.

15.) Sriracha Tattoos
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Burning Pain